(spoken intro)
Venn I vas a little girl
Back in boarding school
I wore a flippy miniskirt
Zat made ze teacher drool
He took me to ze woodshed
Und *schpanked* my bad behind
Und ever since zat day, my friend
Only one thing's on my mind!

(burlesque style)
I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh)
She wants to get spanked (uh huh)
I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh)
She wants to get spanked (uh huh HUH!)

Now you can keep your chocolate
Und pretty flowers, too
Zere's only one thing that I vant
From schtrapping boys like you!

I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh)
She wants to get spanked (uh huh)
I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh)
She wants to get spanked (uh huh HUH!)

SCHTOP!

Forget about ze moonlight walk
Ze oysters und ze brie
Ze mood light und ze pillow talk
Don't do it for me!

I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh)
She wants to get spanked (uh huh HUH!)

Now I don't vanna get hitched (oh no!)
Und you don't have to be rich (oh no!)
Cuz I don't vanna be wined und dined but I don't mind a little schnappy heinie schlappen ... come on baby ... make it happen ... !

PERCUSSION SCHPANKING!

I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh)
She wants to get spanked (uh huh HUH)

I know I'm being cheeky
Maybe a little rude
Und if it's all too freaky
Change your attitude!

I vanna get schpanked! (uh huh HUH)

Now I don't vanna get hitched (oh no!)
Und you don't have to be rich (oh no!)
Cuz I don't vanna be wined und dined but I don't mind a little schnappy heinie schlappen ... come on baby ... make it happen ... !

I VANNA GET SCHPANKED!

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copyright 2007 - lyrics: Maureen Chaume, music: Guy Del Villano

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